It has been kindly brought to my attention that, recently 4^th year students have displayed an attitude in discord with the scholarly etiquette of our department.

The senior level students having certain presumptions about graduation, might find themselves in some mood suitable for pensioners, hoping to relax and devote peacefully most of their time to gardening and writing their memoirs.

This course setting the venue, countermeasures will be taken swiftly, to eradicate such a sub-culture from Bilkent, never to return. Any challenge⁽²⁾ would be courageous, but a cardinal mistake, causing the class of 2001 to be remembered for years to come.

The course goals will be pursued ruthlessly, with no mercy, often brutally to the extent that the student species has never been subjected to. Zero-tolerance policy will be superseded by negative-tolerance, and even going to complex and quaternion regimes.